percypan:

THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45

(via wishuwereweird)

michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

(Source: michaxl, via wishuwereweird)

i-need-the-pie-bitch:

i-need-the-pie-bitch:

my brother once accidentally locked himself in a dog cage and starting snapchatting photos for help till my mum and dad had to drive over and free him

did I fail to mention my brother is a 25 year old man

(Source: rosaeverdeen, via stormafter)

goodmorningpunpun:

why does no one talk about the movie Sky High

(Source: niiicodiangelo, via homesick09)

awwww-cute:

Couldn’t find my kitten anywhere, then I walked passed the pot plant and saw this